Take my advice:
Don't drink straight tequila through a crazy straw. The required suction to drink "crazy-style" will launch said intoxicant straight to the back of your palate. I now know hard alcohols are meant to role down your tongue.
Don't rinse your face with warm water immediately after cleaning it with cold cream. This sounds like something we would all know. I didn't. That shit burns!
Do approach rallying Christians when they are congregated in public with giant wooden crosses and you are wearing a hood and suit. Ask them where their church is. Tell them you'd like to show up for service and hold up King Diamond posters while they are conducting their everyday Christian lives. Ask them if they would find this rude or disrespectful. Then tell them you are dressed like a Dinosaur's Vagina and ask them if they like your costume.
Don't rinse your face with warm water immediately after cleaning it with cold cream. This sounds like something we would all know. I didn't. That shit burns!
Do approach rallying Christians when they are congregated in public with giant wooden crosses and you are wearing a hood and suit. Ask them where their church is. Tell them you'd like to show up for service and hold up King Diamond posters while they are conducting their everyday Christian lives. Ask them if they would find this rude or disrespectful. Then tell them you are dressed like a Dinosaur's Vagina and ask them if they like your costume.
posted by Matthew Pazzol at 5:07 AM
6 Comments:
Whooooooo's the handsome boy.....?
That's a damn frightening costume! I'm very proud of you.
P.S. The sheer girth of the dinosaur clitoris is slightly misrepresented on your costume. ;)
i am glad to read this because i did not know about the cold cream thing. i was going to be a dinosaur's vagina too that's soooooo crazy!!
ha what did the xtians say?mi
Pepto-bismol is pretty awesome through a crazy straw... but you've gotta suck pretty hard -
I didn't know the cold cream thing either, Murl... funny how we learn cold cream tips from a guy. Humpf. Girls should know these things.
Maybe that's why dinosaurs became extinct... their clits were black and small and shrivelled. Poor dinos.
mattster-blaster, good seeing you in b-n, if even for a few short moments.
we had xians at our party, but kelly works with them, so there was no taunting to be had. although the msuic mix of Misfits, Sabbath, and all that other stuff made them uncomfortable. check the site for ppics if you want. i was Blinky from PacMan. Blinky's no dino va-jay-jay.
Clitosaurus?
That's going on the list of Great Band Names.
. . . and, after rocking the late 80's glam scene and doing plenty of underground clowning, I'm sure I could dole out plenty of make-up tips.
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