The Diary of Hand Frank
He's a real boy.
I learned how to use a sewing machine today. I sew, now. Think about that. The body is in some grey denim with shiny brown trim.
MUSTACHE
When people cut off their hair and donate it to cancer kids they never think of all the leather guys without back hair and how stupid and smooth they feel DO THEY CUNT WAITRESS!? Sometimes people should mind their own business. I needed about 75% less waitress then I got tonight.
Hand Frank is getting his weave-on. A whole two strands so far but they are thick and he is small so time is on my side for once.
I learned how to use a sewing machine today. I sew, now. Think about that. The body is in some grey denim with shiny brown trim.
MUSTACHE
When people cut off their hair and donate it to cancer kids they never think of all the leather guys without back hair and how stupid and smooth they feel DO THEY CUNT WAITRESS!? Sometimes people should mind their own business. I needed about 75% less waitress then I got tonight.
Hand Frank is getting his weave-on. A whole two strands so far but they are thick and he is small so time is on my side for once.
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