My Magic Kingdom
DUCTS!!! Every one big enough to encircle my thigh. Could you even imagine what's in these things? All sources seem to point towards our house being at least 50 years old. The basement is just this pieced-together jumble of "modern" conveniences. I'm sure whoever does the plumbing in this town got recruited because sixty-five years ago his grandfather was the only man in town with running water and the townsfolk figured (figgerd) he was born into the position (no doubt with a silver cascade of duct-work in his mouth).
. . . and then,
We pan across the room and get a load of the fucking utility sink:
What kinda' three-stooges-shit was going on when this was rigged-up (note the arrant duct)? I mean, don't even bother with the paint job (which runs through the whole basement), just look at the combinations of pipe material and superflous angles.
At least the basement is big. We spend alot of time down there. It currently houses:
Box Storage
Utility Sink
Drawing Studio
Bassists' Corner
Weight Bench and Accesories
Glass Container Storage
Projection Wall
Slide Photo Set-Up
and so much more. . .
. . . and then,
We pan across the room and get a load of the fucking utility sink:
What kinda' three-stooges-shit was going on when this was rigged-up (note the arrant duct)? I mean, don't even bother with the paint job (which runs through the whole basement), just look at the combinations of pipe material and superflous angles.
At least the basement is big. We spend alot of time down there. It currently houses:
Box Storage
Utility Sink
Drawing Studio
Bassists' Corner
Weight Bench and Accesories
Glass Container Storage
Projection Wall
Slide Photo Set-Up
and so much more. . .
posted by Matthew Pazzol at 6:39 AM
1 Comments:
...this post is my favourite (with a U for canadian spelling)
I like the three stoges handi-work. I think you like it cuz it reminds you of your art work.
don't poke yourself in the eye princess...how's that glass storage coming?
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