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Thursday, September 01, 2005

Space is not that far away. . .

20 kilometers up. That's what the scientists say.

Know what I say?

About 97% of white men should never, under any circumstances, dance with their arms up in the air. Call me rascist, I don't care, but black guys can get away with this grooved-down sorta thing where the step, step, step. . . and have their hands up, even over their shoulders, and it looks so laid-back and natural. It's got this vibe that thet are being non-threateningly territorial about their personal space. They own it and you're invited if you wanna dance and have a good time.

White guys doing that just looks like they watch too much MTV and should maybe go chest high with the hands, at most, if they're really really feeling it.

posted by Matthew Pazzol at 2:46 PM

3 Comments:

Blogger Datura said...

haha...you could get min-o to teach you the pop n'lock workshop!
...and unless this law applies to Clowns as well as the break-it-down white boys, i think you're in the clear with the hands up.

fuck racism, fuck it in the ass. on a white couch.

7:53 AM  
Blogger Matthew Pazzol said...

Clowns aren't white. . . they're white, black and red and orange with some MAC Cyber A71 around the mouth-hole.

8:36 AM  
Blogger min_o said...

u know what the real problem with the white man's underarm is... the soft tuffy looking armpit hair on that pale underarm skin. it's like if there was a fight between my muff and Ryan's underarms, i'd skool him beyond recognition. but that's cuz i'm chinese. =D

12:09 PM  

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