"Friendly Communities!"
Here, in the gleaming Mid-West, the ever present boast of "Friendly Communities" rings forth as a promising lure to draw folks into the fold of good-natured brotherhood that can be experienced in this middle ground utopia between the urban and the rural modes of current American lifestyle options.
"Friendly Communities", accompanied by lush images of the inevitable hypocondria of perfectly groomed yards with well-but-modestly kept homes full of clean people who smile and wave and induce hypnotic dreams of safety and protection from all the looming evils of our nose-diving culture.
"Friendly Communities" are great places to raise children.
"Friendly Communities" where you can experience the zenith of your Christian faith and expect your neighbors support against the terrorists abroad who are eager to steal your soul and dance in your blood.
A refuge from the sins of faggots and niggers who don't even know a Jew from a son of Adam.
A sanctuary from Left-thinking philistines who are not only indifferent and hostile towards the simple idea that our bodies are shameful, but choose to celebrate nudity and sex and physical pleasure in song and dance and so-called-art.
A place where education never crosses the bounds of what is known, and never challenges the mind to reach levels of thought and existence that may jeopardize the fragile balance that keeps the community friendly enough to smile and wave and trust in the simple sameness of everything to everything else.
A place full of hate and fear and suspicion towards anything but fundamental conservatism of thought and dress and love.
If it was really a functional community, they wouldn't have to keep slipping that word "friendly" in front of it. . . and they wouldn't need all those white picket fences.
"Friendly Communities", accompanied by lush images of the inevitable hypocondria of perfectly groomed yards with well-but-modestly kept homes full of clean people who smile and wave and induce hypnotic dreams of safety and protection from all the looming evils of our nose-diving culture.
"Friendly Communities" are great places to raise children.
"Friendly Communities" where you can experience the zenith of your Christian faith and expect your neighbors support against the terrorists abroad who are eager to steal your soul and dance in your blood.
A refuge from the sins of faggots and niggers who don't even know a Jew from a son of Adam.
A sanctuary from Left-thinking philistines who are not only indifferent and hostile towards the simple idea that our bodies are shameful, but choose to celebrate nudity and sex and physical pleasure in song and dance and so-called-art.
A place where education never crosses the bounds of what is known, and never challenges the mind to reach levels of thought and existence that may jeopardize the fragile balance that keeps the community friendly enough to smile and wave and trust in the simple sameness of everything to everything else.
A place full of hate and fear and suspicion towards anything but fundamental conservatism of thought and dress and love.
If it was really a functional community, they wouldn't have to keep slipping that word "friendly" in front of it. . . and they wouldn't need all those white picket fences.
posted by Matthew Pazzol at 4:44 PM
2 Comments:
WHAT?! FREE prefrontal lobotomy!!? reeeeeally? sign me up.
hee! i just watched The Confederate States of America yesterday - a mock-umentary of what life would be like if the South had won the civil war. the best parts were the "commercials" for hi-tech slave shackles and Darkie toothpaste (Black Man toothpaste really exists, sold in asia). it's like a Friendly Community except it's not just a community, it's the whole fucking country.
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