Spermites!!

Imagine injecting your precious balls with several thousand of these programed killers to exterminate those pesky spermatozoon. Known stranglers, the spermitic model aids in the pandemic formation and maintenance of a single-sperm count.



You may experience intense vibrations and/or a high
pitched ringing during the first week of incubation.
Should this persist, consult your physician immediately.

Should you experience a bloody discharge also consult your physician.
If you experience any sexual side-effects, simply skip a charging cycle, adjust your Pseudo-Response Regulator to a lower setting, and consult your physician.