Blast from the Past #1
They say money can't buy happiness . . . but it can buy beer, and beer can make you happy. Just ask Johnny B. He sure looks happy.
His party never stopped. He never turned the stereo down. He didn't care how much work Tom put into a girl, after five minutes talking to John she was outta there. Every girl was out of there, but it didn't matter because Johnny be could spin a tale that was better than a drunken hand-job.
What's that?
You want pictures of Johnny B dancing on my grandparent's tombstones?
He's even wearing my shoes without socks!
He just doesn't give a fuck.
Need someone to order a pizza . . . rudely? Start a fight with the girl at the Hut, maybe make her cry?
I got your guy, guy:
If Drunk was a superhero, Johnny B was his secret identity. 1001 Facial Cumshots couldn't keep him from turning an ordinary get-together into an uncomfortable extravaganza of unsober mischief and sexist pagentry.
Drink to him.
Smoke to him.
Intoxicating penance is in order.
Inebriating sacrements are mandetory.
Make him a god.
His party never stopped. He never turned the stereo down. He didn't care how much work Tom put into a girl, after five minutes talking to John she was outta there. Every girl was out of there, but it didn't matter because Johnny be could spin a tale that was better than a drunken hand-job.
What's that?
You want pictures of Johnny B dancing on my grandparent's tombstones?
He's even wearing my shoes without socks!
He just doesn't give a fuck.
Need someone to order a pizza . . . rudely? Start a fight with the girl at the Hut, maybe make her cry?
I got your guy, guy:
If Drunk was a superhero, Johnny B was his secret identity. 1001 Facial Cumshots couldn't keep him from turning an ordinary get-together into an uncomfortable extravaganza of unsober mischief and sexist pagentry.
Drink to him.
Smoke to him.
Intoxicating penance is in order.
Inebriating sacrements are mandetory.
Make him a god.
posted by Matthew Pazzol at 6:19 PM
3 Comments:
hahaha... yaaa!!!
holy fuck, he really does look exactly the same.
yah, i remember johnny b.!!! remember the time someone blew up something real big in the parking lot while we were trippin? that was great!! thanks for puttin up some of those memories!!
yah, i remember johnny b.!!! remember the time someone blew up something real big in the parking lot while we were trippin? that was great!! thanks for puttin up some of those memories!!
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