By a Nose

By a Nose
Originally uploaded by stupidtool.

If anyone is interested, I
sincerely feel that these are the Cadillacs of "proboscis hilaros" and
they are going for dirt cheap these days because sucker-ass,
summer-fest wanna-be's are shelling out a buck fifty for the
completely unfunny foam version that barely makes you look like a
pederast ("pais erastes": paid boy lover). Stock up now. Keep them
in your nightstand. You never know who's gonna be coming home with
you. Next to the condom and a shoe box full of coke this is the best
thing that has ever happened to the one-night-stand: http://www.clownantics.com/schnattlacher.shtml